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Hi Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Week Is Here

What's happening: There's a lot going on this week. Like, a lot a lot. Tonight, Venus and Neptune create an awkward quincunx angle, making it easy to see the world through rose-tinted lenses...even if you're just deluding yourself. Luckily, Mercury and sturdy Saturn are harmonizing on Saturday, helping you see the situation clearly, and act accordingly. Then, Venus squares off with Pluto on Sunday, making you feel motivated to create lasting changes to your love life, no matter the cost.Hi Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Week Is Here

Try to avoid being ruthless or pushy on Sunday, because Monday's Mars/Pluto trine helps change your 'ship in constructive ways. Plus, Venus harmonizing with lucky Jupiter at the same time encourages nothing but growth and abundance. Also on Monday, the Sun links up with Uranus, filling your day with all sorts of (pleasant!) surprises. Finally, the Moon enters lovey Libra on Tuesday, where it'll remain until the end of the week!

What that means for you:


All of this upcoming week's astro-weather in Libra is setting your chart's relationships zone on fire! This is a great time to charge headfirst (😏) into something fun, sexy, or romantic-but make sure you're choosing your date wisely. This is a spectacular time to get with someone who likes you just as much as you like them. If you're not sure how much they're interested, ask them. Right now, your relationship can feel like it's straight out of a fairytale (or Fifty Shades of Grey)!


If spending time with your partner feels like a chore, maybe they're not a great fit, Taurus. Going on a date should feel exciting, not like you're running errands. Uranus, the planet of surprises and revolution, is lighting up your sign right now, urging you to be the one to shake things up. BTW, don't expect all these changes to be easy-breezy. But whatever happens, even if that means dumping someone, it's what's right for you-and it's happening soon.


What's happened to you, Gemini?! You used to be so fun, spontaneous, and playful, but now you're acting way too serious. Free advice: If you like something or someone, even if they're not your usual type, go out and get them! If you want to try something kinky and new, tell your partner! Stop caring about image so much this week, and allow yourself to unapologetically get what you want. This is just between you and your boo, so if anybody else has something to say about it, screw 'em!


You can't help it if something/someone makes you feel some type of way. It is, however, your responsibility to express those feelings. This week, someone from the past could upset you, or your current main squeeze could say/do something that reminds you of a shitty past relationship, and you might pop off. Pro tip: Don't! If it's an ex, simply hit the block button. If it's your partner, tell them why you didn't like what they said/did. The end of the week hasmore potential for romance, so don't ruin things by starting a fight this weekend!
Hi Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Week Is Here


You're crushing hard on someone, or maybe feeling ready to upgrade an already-existing relationship, but you're a little hesitant to tell them how you feel. It's like how in middle school, you'd tell your friend to tell their friend that you ~liiiiike~ them, but here's the thing-you're grown! I understand that this sweet little crush phase is fun, but if all you do is play games, the other person's just not going to take you seriously. If you want anything of substance to happen, do more than just smile flirtatiously at them, otherwise the other person might just move on.


As an earth sign, it's hard for you to not look at relationships (and life in general) as a series of transactions. Yes, there's give and take in relationships, but that doesn't mean you need to treat your crush like a potential billion-dollar business investment. No relationship is perfect, so if you're holding out for your knight in shining armor to come around, you're just gonna stuck waiting this week. You just might need to kiss a few frogs before you find your Prince/Princess Charming, and there's nothing wrong with that.


Venus, your fav planet, is hanging out in your sign, turning you into a total babe magnet. And not one, not two, but three major planetary connections are activating Venus this week, so your relationships are front and center right now. If you're looking for hookups, you'll have no problem finding them, but this astro-weather is bestused for something more serious. Take the time to plan something specialfor you and your partner/crush, and you'll be amazed at the relationship-building potential.


The loneliest part of your chart, the twelfth house, is the focus of your weekend. This is a big time for introspection, dealing with the past, and moving on from old relationships. An ex might hit you up, or you might feel compelled to hit them up. Think about it, but don't act yet. Monday's your big day: You're finally moving on from that old relationship, either by finding closure, or beginning a new relationship with this person from the past. You'll know which course of action is right for you.


Just because you have history with someone doesn't mean you needto keep them around. If you're constantly feeling drained, bored, or just overit.com when you're with your boo, that's your sign. This is a time for cutting cords and tying off loose ends. If you're positive you can improve your 'ship, then this is the time to put in the work. But if you're really, really done, this is the week to end things. Not the best news, I know, but don't worry-The Libra energy this week is perf for making new connections!


Ugh, feelings. Emotions are so complicated, and opening up is a struggle for you-but you're being pushed to do just that this week. There are feelings that need to come to light and changes that have to happen, whether you're boo'd up or single-Pluto, the planet of power and transformation, is in your sign. Don't just jam your opinions down your partner's throat, because they have an equal amount of shit to get off their chest. Listen. Don't be ruthless. Work together. This volatile astro-weather is goingto create a change, it's up to you whether that change is through hard work or heartbreak.


Saturn, the planet of blockages, has been turning you into a major Debbie Downer lately, but this week's astro-weather is asking you make life feel like an adventure. Go to a totally brand new place for date night! Open up Tinder and swipe right on every hottie you see, even if they don't look like your usual type! Buy some toys, read some erotica, or slip into something sexy, even if it's not your usual style! Shed those heavy Saturn vibes, try new things (and people), and have fun.


We know you're the most emotional sign, but this week really takes the cake. You typically move on from the past quickly, but rn you're at a standstill, thinking about old relationships even if you're happily boo'd up with someone much better! Here's the thing-it's so easy to dwell on the negatives, but you can find a silver lining in any situation, bb. Maybe you're single-remember that cheesy pickup line that your ex used on you? Shit, why not try it on your next crush?! Remember that one thing they did in bed that made you absolutely ecstatic? Suggest it to your next hookup! Take the good parts from the past with you, and leave the rest.

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